So, apparently Jon Gosselin goes out and gets shit faced with randoms. SHOCKING. I mean, after all he is so loved and respected by his wife! Oh Jon, what have you done? You may have just plucked and cooked the golden goose! What if America now knows that you have a shitty marriage? What if you have to go back to working a JOB like a normal person? Oh man, have you ever given thought to how much child support for 8 kids is going to run you? Bro, get yourself some Groucho glasses and a wig. If you're going to go out and get tore up with some faceless scag at least do it on the DL. I am here for you, brother.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
OH SNAP, WHO SAW THIS COMING?
So, apparently Jon Gosselin goes out and gets shit faced with randoms. SHOCKING. I mean, after all he is so loved and respected by his wife! Oh Jon, what have you done? You may have just plucked and cooked the golden goose! What if America now knows that you have a shitty marriage? What if you have to go back to working a JOB like a normal person? Oh man, have you ever given thought to how much child support for 8 kids is going to run you? Bro, get yourself some Groucho glasses and a wig. If you're going to go out and get tore up with some faceless scag at least do it on the DL. I am here for you, brother.
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