HOLY SHIT, HUGE NEWS FOR THE BLOG

Apparently the Blogosphere has a much deeper following than I had ever imagined! I returned home late last night and saw that I had a message on my answering machine. That message was from JON FREAKING GOSSELIN! Apparently one of his friends hipped him to the blog and he was less than pleased about what I have to say about his wife and his marriage. While he respects my freedom to speech, he made it very clear that my views on him and his household are not accurate. As a way of proving his innocence he has offered to fly me out to Pennsylvania next week to tell me his side of the story! Stay tuned!

OH SNAP, WHO SAW THIS COMING?

So, apparently Jon Gosselin goes out and gets shit faced with randoms. SHOCKING. I mean, after all he is so loved and respected by his wife! Oh Jon, what have you done? You may have just plucked and cooked the golden goose! What if America now knows that you have a shitty marriage? What if you have to go back to working a JOB like a normal person? Oh man, have you ever given thought to how much child support for 8 kids is going to run you? Bro, get yourself some Groucho glasses and a wig. If you're going to go out and get tore up with some faceless scag at least do it on the DL. I am here for you, brother.

Kate Gosselin: Impossible to Please

I have never met Kate Gosselin, nor do I ever wish to. I have never seen her interact with her husband and children outside of what I see on TV. That is more than enough exposure for me to know that she is a fetid cunt. Showing absolutely no regard for your husband's feelings or opinions is one thing. Doing so in the presence of a camera crew is entirely different. If you wish to belittle your husband and exploit the fact that your vagina shot out 6 babies in rapid fire succesion, do so in the privacy of your own home. Why must you insist on cutting your husbands balls off in front of the entire world? Why must you drag your poor children around to activity after activity that they seemingly couldn't care less about? Why must you allow every moment of their developmental stage be archived on film? Why? Because you get free shit for doing so.

This blog will be used to raise my voice in protest against the wretched bitch Kate Gosselin. My wife, like millions of others, has somehow fallen in love with this show. It is now my duty to tear it down.